Parents Videos About Their Kids Funny
I Can't Stop Laughing At These Hilariously Awkward Conversations Parents Have Had With Their Kids
I have no idea how kids come up with this stuff.
1. The "would you rather" convo:
3. The toast convo:
Parenting Fail. After 4yr old's epic meltdown over toast cut the "wrong" way. Me: whispering under my breath with my back turned.. "ohhh I'm so fucking tired" 4yr old: "well I'm fucking tired too mummy"
4. The kiss convo:
7. The apartment convo:
8. The FaceTiming convo:
My toddler dropped my phone while she was FaceTiming my mom, gasped, picked it back up, and asked, "grandma, are you ok???" It was the cutest-dumbest thing Ive ever seen.
9. The perish convo:
I remember when I was younger I thought perish was a good word. I was praying with my family one night and I prayed that we would all perish. The silence that filled the room is unforgettable ๐๐คฃ๐ญ
10. The walls convo:
12. The country convo:
13. The report card convo:
My son got his report card today and academically he did well but his teacher wrote a note specifying " he needs to use kind words with friends " . I asked him about it and he said " My friends are dumb and they need to know "
14. The inside convo:
4: Mom, how long was dad inside you? Me: 4: Mom??? Me: What the f- 4: Well??? How long was he inside you before you had him? Me: Oh honey no I didn't birth your dad, grandma did!
15. The emergency convo:
16. The toaster convo:
17. The tattoo convo:
18. The school convo:
my daughter asked why she can't just quit school and i told her it's against the law and they'll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said "i'll visit you"
19. The pope convo:
24. The hog convo:
my 10yo has learned the phrase "cranking the hog" but doesn't know what it means, so he uses it to mean "what's up," like yesterday when I was cooking: "how's it going dad, crankin the ol hog?" I love this for my family
25. The teeth convo:
When my son was 4 he saw a commercial that said "brushing alone is not enough to prevent cavities and tooth decay" so he made us start brushing our teeth with him. It's been 3 years. Nobody tell him.
26. The Itchy Man convo:
29. The growing-up convo:
30. The bat convo:
I bought my son a book about bats and halfway through it he shouted out, "WHAT??? BATS ARE REAL?!?!" All this time he thought they were made up for Halloween like ghosts and witches
31. The raccoon convo:
32. The meat convo:
33. The hide-and-seek convo:
34. The service convo:
36. The dinner convo:
3: Mommy, I don't want dinner!! Me: I'm not making dinner, I'm making you a big snack 3: Yay! Snacks! ๐๐ผ๐น๐น๐ผ๐ ๐บ๐ฒ ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐บ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ ๐๐ผ ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ถ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ธ๐ถ๐ฑ๐
37. The bleach convo:
*Opens bottle of bleach* Nephew : How did you open it? I tried but it didn't open. Me : Oh it's coz it has a child safety lock. Children can't open it. *nephew looks at bottle in amazement* Nephew : How did it know I was a child? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
38. The toast convo:
Toddler: Daddy I want toast. Me: ok, buddy. Here's some toast. Toddler: I don't like butter on my toast Me: (flips toast over to the dry side and hands it back) There ya go. Toddler: Thanks Daddy! Toddlers are dumb. Take advantage of it while you can. #Dadlife
39. The counting convo:
40. The fart convo:
41. The coffee convo:
2y.o eating his lunch: "Papa's coffee hot?" Me: "Yeah baby it's hot, don't touch." 2y.o: "Me blow on it for Papa?" It was at this point I witnessed with horror, my 2y.o attempt to blow on my freshly made coffee, only to spit a half eaten chicken nugget straight into it..
43. The smell convo:
9-year old: Dad smell this. You licked a puss. Me: [mutes TV] what 9-year old: it's so good. Smell it. You licked a puss. Me: ... 9-year old: [hands me a candle jar] Me. It's *eucalyptus*
44. The drain convo:
45. The souvenir convo:
@Karnythia I woke up to 3 yo kid #4 petting my head. I asked what she needed and she said 'i wish i had a piece of you that i could carry with me all the time. like your finger.' Haven't slept soundly since.
46. The mice convo:
47. The emergency convo:
48. The bedtime convo:
49. The salty convo:
50. The crying convo:
(4yo daughter is crying her eyes out) Me: "What's wrong, tutu?" 4yo (moving her hands on the sofa): "If my fingers were markers they would ruin the sofa!" Me: "But your fingers...are not...markers?" 4yo (peak distress): "I said IF!"
51. The table convo:
Kids are the best, man. They get all shocked when you figure out they did something wrong like, "mom how'd you know I colored on the table?" Um, because you wrote your fucking name on it?
53. The Target convo:
54. The Disney convo:
57. The quesadilla convo:
58. The scale convo:
59. The air convo:
My son keeps grabbing fists of air and screaming 'mine'. My daughter is crying saying Tj is stealing my air....they are in my bedroom, on a Saturday morning....๐ช๐ช๐ช
60. And the confetti convo:
Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/funny-parents-kid-convos
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